Last night was one of the most memorable nights of my college experience. I hope to convey it accurately for you all. It all began when I was hosting a prospective student in my dorm room. I often do this. Typically, it is a high school senior on a college visit, and they spend the night to see what dorm life is like. It started out like any other time I have hosted. I met the girl a couple hours prior, we went to a worship service on campus, and then decided to go to sleep around 11pm. (my roommate and I on our bunked beds and the visitor on a mattress on the floor). My roommate and I watched some Netflix on our laptops (typical) before falling asleep around 12:30. The next thing I know is that I was waking up at 1:45am to my prospective student aggressively hurling onto the floor. Now. At this point, you may be thinking she just puked a little. I am here to tell you folks that she BARFED. Fire hose. Entire...